Colorado Priest Caught Jogging Naked

by Phil Gons on August 27th, 2007

colorado-priest-caught-jogging-naked.jpgThe Reverend Robert Whipkey, a 53-year-old catholic priest in Frederick, Colorado, was caught jogging in the nude on a high school track at 4:35 AM (about an hour before sunrise) on June 22. He said that he “didn’t think anyone would be around at that time of day” and that “he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging.” He also admits that what he did was wrong and is facing a charge of indecent exposure with a court date set for September 14. If convicted, Whipkey will become a registered sex offender.

It seems that investing in a treadmill would solve the problem: adjust the AC to the appropriate temperature and wear as little as you’d like in the privacy of your own home.

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2 Responses to “Colorado Priest Caught Jogging Naked”

  1. Chris Anderson

    C’mon, now. How many times have you heard a preacher say that gumnazo means “to exercise naked”?

    Mr. Whipkey, if you’re reading, your best defense would be to say that you got the idea while listening to Protestant preachers.

  2. Phil Gons

    Good call, Chris. Here’s the BDAG entry:

    γυμνάζω pf. pass. ptc. γεγυμνασμένος (s. γυμνός; Aeschyl. et al.; ins, pap; 2 Macc 10:15; Philo; Joseph.; SibOr 3, 230; Ath., R. 56, 14; Hippol., Ref. 4, 15, 1) commonly in literature of gymnastic exercises in the nude: ‘exercise naked, train.’

    I guess this just goes to show the problems with an over-literal hermeneutic! :)

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