Chimps’ Behavior Proves Evolution and Feminism

Researchers have observed chimpanzees making weapons out of sticks and killing their prey with them—something thought to be done only by humans. Evolution must be true after all.

Chimpanzees living in the West African savannah have been observed fashioning deadly spears from sticks and using the tools to hunt small mammals — the first routine production of deadly weapons ever observed in animals other than humans.

The multistep spearmaking practice, documented by researchers in Senegal who spent years gaining the chimpanzees’ trust, adds credence to the idea that human forebears fashioned similar tools millions of years ago.

Let’s just hope they don’t start making guns and nuclear weapons, or we might really be in trouble!

This same research also demonstrates the superiority of the female gender—especially as thinkers. Feminism must be true after all.

The landmark observation also supports the long-debated proposition that females — the main makers and users of spears among the Senegalese chimps — tend to be the innovators and creative problem solvers in primate culture.

If this news spreads far enough, Hillary is a shoo-in for President.

Read the article at the Washington Post.

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